Introducing our new, upgraded Pig Sheets 360™️ with full 360° protection for both the mattress top and sides.
Wallow worry-free, get them filthy, then toss them in the wash and hang to dry. Enjoy messy sex with these easy-care and durable play sheets - the ultimate safeguard for your mattress when you get down and dirty. See them in action here and here.
Forget "Fuck Sheets"! Why settle for less? When it comes to both quality and affordability, our Pig Sheets 360™️ outclass the competition. They're not only 100% fluid-proof, but they're also streamlined, lighter, and significantly easier to pack compared to those other fucking sheets that start at $225. And here's the kicker - while they can barely manage 10 inches (25cm) of mattress thickness, we comfortably accommodate 13-15 inches. With our unbeatable pricing, you can afford to diversify your collection, ensuring you have a sheet for every mood and moment. Don't compromise; get the best for less with Pig Sheets 360™️.
Upgraded features that include:
- Full 360-degree waterproofing: Top-to-side TPU protection fully envelops your mattress.
- Designed to fit snugly on your mattress with its stretchable, elasticized corners, these sheets offer an impenetrable barrier against body fluid, spilt, & lube.
- Same soft, breathable pongee fabric for noiseless wrinkle-resistant comfort.
- Same easy wash routine: get them as filthy, then toss them in the wash and hang to dry.
- Quick shipping due to in-stock availability.
- Ship free in the US, but inexpensive options via USPS are available.
To find the perfect fit for your tees, tanks, and pullovers, simply click on the tape measure size chart located above the "Add to Cart" button. For most other products, you'll discover sizing details either within the product description or in a convenient table provided below the description.
Shipping Speed: We partner with international suppliers to offer competitive prices, which means shipping times can vary. Products like Rim Seats, Pig Sheets 360, Tees, Tanks, Sweats, etc., typically land at your door within a week or two. However, toys, cages, & the Original Pig Sheets might take a bit longer, depending on demand and where you're located globally. Dive into individual product descriptions for estimated shipping times. Remember, since we work with different manufacturers, your ordered items might make their grand entrance on separate days.
Shipping Costs: Are you on our turf in the US? Shipping's on the house! Elsewhere? We'll determine shipping rates at checkout, but many items often ship free too.
Tracking Your Order: Stay updated by entering your order number and email at our tracking portal: twistedjezebel.com/pages/track-your-order. Here's a heads up: Our international treasures sometimes tango with Customs before racing your way. Even if tracking numbers stay static while awaiting customs clearance, we're keeping a close watch.
Customs: While our range of products, from toys to tees and tanks, generally breeze through Customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes be subject to Customs charges. These fees differ depending on your country. While we cannot guarantee if or when such fees will be levied, you can refer to your country's customs policies to gauge potential costs. Rest assured, Rim Seats like all of our products, are shipped discreetly. They come in a plain cardboard box, and for Customs purposes, bear the harmonized code 732619. This code indicates the materials (iron & wood) used in their construction. If required by customs, the Tot is identified as a camping seat. In our experience, DHL is the better shipping option for sailing through Customs.
Need more info or have questions? Don't hesitate to touch base: customerservice@twistedjezebel.com. We're committed to ensuring your shopping experience is smooth and enjoyable.
