The Skwermer
- Regular Price
- $70.00
- Sale Price
- $70.00
- Regular Price
- $111.00
- Unit Price
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Experience a new dimension of depth and realism with the Skwermer, our innovative dildo designed for the experienced connoisseur. The Skwermer embodies the authentic feel of a hand and arm, providing a deeply satisfying experience for those who crave intensity.
The Skwermer is a substantial toy, crafted for those who are adept at embracing elevated levels of pleasure. As such, it's not a toy for the novice, but rather an invitation to experienced explorers seeking to push their boundaries.
Constructed with the same liquid silicone as our other toys, the Skwermer is both soft and pliable, allowing it to flex and bend in sync with your body. Note that it is hefty but soft to provide a consistent and exhilarating sensation throughout your love canal. The Skwermer isn't just a toy - it's an experience. An indulgent journey into the realm of deep, all-encompassing pleasure. Dive in and explore the extraordinary with the Skwermer.
Due to demand, these should arrive within 2-3 weeks in the US. Please take care to select your stretchers. We do accept returns and exchanges within 30 days, but they must be unused and remain in their hermetically sealed packaging. See more about returns here.
Twisted Jezebel recommends water-based lubes like FFäusten for your toys. While premium silicone can withstand the use of oils and silicone-based lubes, you will maximize the lifespan of your toys with water-based lube.
Wash toys after use with warm water and dish soap. Store silicone toys separately, as prolonged contact can discolor and even fuse them together.
As with all silicone toys, allow for a variance of 3-5% in measured dimensions.
| Variant | Length | Max 2πr |
| S | 7"/18 cm | 6.8"/17.3 cm |
| M | 9"/23 cm | 8.1"/20.4 cm |
| L | 11"/28 cm | 10.5"/26.7 cm |
| XL | 13"/33 cm | 12"/29.8 cm |
To find the perfect fit for your tees, tanks, and pullovers, simply click on the tape measure size chart located above the "Add to Cart" button. For most other products, you'll discover sizing details either within the product description or in a convenient table provided below the description.
Shipping Speed: We partner with international suppliers to offer competitive prices, which means shipping times can vary. Products like Rim Seats, Pig Sheets 360, Tees, Tanks, Sweats, etc., typically land at your door within a week or two. However, toys, cages, & the Original Pig Sheets might take a bit longer, depending on demand and where you're located globally. Dive into individual product descriptions for estimated shipping times. Remember, since we work with different manufacturers, your ordered items might make their grand entrance on separate days.
Shipping Costs: Are you on our turf in the US? Shipping's on the house! Elsewhere? We'll determine shipping rates at checkout, but many items often ship free too.
Tracking Your Order: Stay updated by entering your order number and email at our tracking portal: twistedjezebel.com/pages/track-your-order. Here's a heads up: Our international treasures sometimes tango with Customs before racing your way. Even if tracking numbers stay static while awaiting customs clearance, we're keeping a close watch.
Customs: While our range of products, from toys to tees and tanks, generally breeze through Customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes be subject to Customs charges. These fees differ depending on your country. While we cannot guarantee if or when such fees will be levied, you can refer to your country's customs policies to gauge potential costs. Rest assured, Rim Seats like all of our products, are shipped discreetly. They come in a plain cardboard box, and for Customs purposes, bear the harmonized code 732619. This code indicates the materials (iron & wood) used in their construction. If required by customs, the Tot is identified as a camping seat. In our experience, DHL is the better shipping option for sailing through Customs.
Need more info or have questions? Don't hesitate to touch base: customerservice@twistedjezebel.com. We're committed to ensuring your shopping experience is smooth and enjoyable.