The Dick Dangler Rim Seat
- Regular Price
- $286.00
- Sale Price
- $286.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- Translation missing: en.general.accessibility.unit_price_separator
Thank you for your overwhelming support! Due to the incredible demand from recent sales, any Tots ordered today will be shipped starting from Thu, Jan 2. We value your patience and understanding and encourage you to secure your spot on the list by making your purchase now.
Introducing the newest edition to our Toilet Tot lineup: the Dick Dangler Rim Seat.
Since launching our Tots a few years ago, the number one request has been for a rim chair that lets it all hang down, providing access to the almighty cock and balls, along with all their scrumptious delicacies. And while it isn’t an open front seat, it does provide greater access than our other chairs, and is worthy enough to carry the Toilet Tot moniker, because it too is so comfortable the top can sit for hours.
As with the Cushy Tot, this rim chair provides unparalleled cushy for that tushy. Designed with a Bemis soft vinyl elongated, cushioned seat, the Dick Dangler ensures hours of long, deep rimming comfort.
Measuring 14” W x 17.5” L x 2” H and weighing less than 5 lbs, this rim seat is longer and narrower than the original Cushy Tot, but continues to fit perfectly in most 21” carry-ons. And like its brothers, it’s rated to support up to a 265 lb Brahman Bull—imagine that in your face 😈.
Colors:
The Dick Dangler rim seat comes standard in Snow. But for a personalized rimming experience, choose any color you like. Simply select “Custom Color” and specify your desired shade in the order notes. Keep an eye on your email for our follow-up to confirm your perfect color before we craft your unique smotherbox.
Pricing:
Starting at $154.99, our Dick Dangler Rim Seat continues our drive for high quality and portability at an affordable price. You can choose 10” or 12” pipes, or opt for both sets for maximum flexibility. Order today and pamper that beast tomorrow.*
Pipe Lengths:
Not sure whether to choose 10” or 12” pipes? Most rimmers opt for both lengths, but the following sets them apart: 10” pipes provide pillowless comfort with the ass sitting right above your face, while 12” pipes are ideal for using a pillow or for content creators, offering room for better camera angles.
Customs & Shipping:
While most of our products, from toys to apparel, breeze through customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes incur customs charges depending on your country. These fees vary, so refer to your country’s customs policies for potential costs. Rest assured, our Rim Seats are shipped discreetly in plain cardboard boxes and are classified under the harmonized code 940360 for customs purposes, indicating they are constructed from iron and wood. If necessary, they are identified as camping furniture. For smoother customs clearance, USPS or DHL is recommended.
Tots typically ship within 24 to 72 hours (excluding customizable colors which take ~10 days to produce). Shipping insurance is enabled by default, costing less than a few dollars per Tot, which greatly reduces claims processing time in case of loss or damage.
Keywords: portability, queening chair, smotherbox, rim chair, and rimming seat.
To find the perfect fit for your tees, tanks, and pullovers, simply click on the tape measure size chart located above the "Add to Cart" button. For most other products, you'll discover sizing details either within the product description or in a convenient table provided below the description.
Shipping Speed: We partner with international suppliers to offer competitive prices, which means shipping times can vary. Products like Rim Seats, Pig Sheets 360, Tees, Tanks, Sweats, etc., typically land at your door within a week or two. However, toys, cages, & the Original Pig Sheets might take a bit longer, depending on demand and where you're located globally. Dive into individual product descriptions for estimated shipping times. Remember, since we work with different manufacturers, your ordered items might make their grand entrance on separate days.
Shipping Costs: Are you on our turf in the US? Shipping's on the house! Elsewhere? We'll determine shipping rates at checkout, but many items often ship free too.
Tracking Your Order: Stay updated by entering your order number and email at our tracking portal: twistedjezebel.com/pages/track-your-order. Here's a heads up: Our international treasures sometimes tango with Customs before racing your way. Even if tracking numbers stay static while awaiting customs clearance, we're keeping a close watch.
Customs: While our range of products, from toys to tees and tanks, generally breeze through Customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes be subject to Customs charges. These fees differ depending on your country. While we cannot guarantee if or when such fees will be levied, you can refer to your country's customs policies to gauge potential costs. Rest assured, Rim Seats like all of our products, are shipped discreetly. They come in a plain cardboard box, and for Customs purposes, bear the harmonized code 732619. This code indicates the materials (iron & wood) used in their construction. If required by customs, the Tot is identified as a camping seat. In our experience, DHL is the better shipping option for sailing through Customs.
Need more info or have questions? Don't hesitate to touch base: customerservice@twistedjezebel.com. We're committed to ensuring your shopping experience is smooth and enjoyable.