The Dick Dangler Rim Seat

Introducing the Dick Dangler Rim Seat.

Since launching our Tots a few years ago, the number one request has been for a rim chair that lets it all hang down, providing access to the almighty cock and balls, along with all their scrumptious delicacies. And while it isn’t an open front seat, it does provide greater access than our other chairs, and is worthy enough to carry the Toilet Tot moniker, because it too is so comfortable the top can sit for hours.

As with the Cushy Tot, this rim chair provides unparalleled cushy for that tushy. Designed with a Bemis soft vinyl elongated, cushioned seat, the Dick Dangler ensures hours of long, deep rimming comfort.

Measuring 14” W x 17.5” L x 2” H and weighing less than 5 lbs, this rim seat is longer and narrower than the original Cushy Tot, but continues to fit perfectly in most 21” carry-ons. And like its brothers, it’s rated to support up to a 265 lb Brahman Bull—imagine that in your face 😈.

Colors:

The Dick Dangler rim seat comes standard in Snow. But for a personalized rimming experience, choose any color you like. Simply select “Custom Color” and specify your desired shade in the order notes. Keep an eye on your email for our follow-up to confirm your perfect color before we craft your unique smotherbox.

Pricing:

Starting at $159.99, our Dick Dangler Rim Seat continues our drive for high quality and portability at an affordable price. You can choose 10” or 12” pipes, or opt for both sets for maximum flexibility. Order today and pamper that beast tomorrow.*

Pipe Lengths:

Not sure whether to choose 10” or 12” pipes? Most rimmers opt for both lengths, but the following sets them apart: 10” pipes provide pillowless comfort with the ass sitting right above your face, while 12” pipes are ideal for using a pillow or for content creators, offering room for better camera angles.

*Customs & Shipping: 

While most of our products, from toys to apparel, breeze through customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes incur customs charges depending on your country. These fees vary, so refer to your country’s customs policies for potential costs. Rest assured, our Rim Seats are shipped discreetly in plain cardboard boxes and are classified under the harmonized code 940360 for customs purposes, indicating they are constructed from iron and wood. If necessary, they are identified as office furniture. 

Tots usually ship within 24 to 72 hours (excluding customizable colors) via ground shipping. If you need faster delivery, expedited options are available at checkout. Shipping insurance is automatically included for just a few dollars per Tot, helping to streamline claims processing in the event of loss or damage.

Keywords: portability, queening chair, smotherbox, rim chair, and rimming seat.