The Ultra Portable, Tiny Rim Seat

Thank you for your incredible support! Due to high demand from recent sales and our preparations for Dore Alley (Come see us!), any Tots ordered today will be shipped starting Wednesday, July 30. We apologize for the inconvenience and value your patience and understanding. As seats sell fast, we encourage you to place your order now to reserve your seat. Please be on the lookout for an email with an estimated date of shipping of your seat.

Tiny Tot Rim Seat is the ideal solution for the roving rimmer. At only 13" w * 13" l * 1.5 h, this Bemis fortified wood marine seat is the smallest, highest-quality seat available. It's so compact, the Tiny Tot easily fits into a specially curated backpack for complete discretion. 

Stout like a porcelain god, this rig supports up to the same 265 lb Brahman Bull that the larger Cushy Tot does. At $129.99 our highly rated, portable rim seats are half the price of bulkier, heavier, and less travel-friendly competitors. You can choose 10” or 12” pipes, or opt for both sets for maximum flexibility. Order today and pamper that beast tomorrow.*

Don’t wait. Buy one today so you’re always prepared.**

Special Savings

When purchasing seats, including extra pipes or the carrying case in your order, you can save up to $40 compared to buying them separately or after the initial purchase.

Pipe Lengths:

Unsure whether to choose 10” or 12” pipes? Most rimmers opt for both lengths. 10” pipes provide pillowless comfort with the ass sitting right above your face, while 12” pipes are ideal for using a pillow or for content creators, offering room for better camera angles and easy access to poppers.

*Customs & Shipping: 

While most of our products, from toys to apparel, breeze through customs without additional fees, Tots can sometimes incur customs charges depending on your country. These fees vary, so refer to your country’s customs policies for potential costs. Rest assured, our Rim Seats are shipped discreetly in plain cardboard boxes and are classified under the harmonized code 940360 for customs purposes, indicating they are constructed from iron and wood. If necessary, they are identified as office furniture.

Tots typically ship within 24 to 72 hours (excluding customizable colors) via USPS unless otherwise selected at checkout. Shipping insurance is enabled by default, costing less than a few dollars per Tot, which greatly reduces claims processing time in case of loss or damage.